at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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