Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
They have beer where we have blood.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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