How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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