And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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