Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Little spoons don't ask big questions
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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