May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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