Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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