You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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