I'm eating all of the evidence.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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