He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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