So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize