i barfeds in our rink
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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