This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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