This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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