shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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