I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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