we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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