I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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