belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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