I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
where are my eyebrows?
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