Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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