I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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