And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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