sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
My bed smells like the plague
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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