At least make sure they are 18
Why
i think my mom watched the whole time
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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