..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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