Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
His nipple licking is glorious
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