did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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