so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Boobs are out for the taking
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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