so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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