Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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