these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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