Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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