Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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