on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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