Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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