im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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