dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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