Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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