so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
you made out with another girl for some wings
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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