my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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