Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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