I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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