is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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