This girl is more easily done than said...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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