Can Purell be used as lube?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My day in three words: secret purse cake
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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