So drunk its hurt
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
