butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
