I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I wish i was in the wii world.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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