yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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