If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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