People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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