Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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