Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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