Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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